Highway blobbery

Being excellently lazy. When you sit on the couch all day drinking/smoking and watching netflix movies all day and feel good about doing it.

Man, the weather is shiiite today, looks like it's gonna be highway blobbery today.

by hawaiijack April 28, 2011

Highway to hell

a cheap poser anthem used to convert sleazy fans of bon jovi's latest album into "metal fans" really just a shitty song involving little to no talent to play

Poser: highway to hell is the second best song ever
normal person: whats the best
Poser: have a nice day, By bon Jovi
normal person: kiss my ass, douchebag

by 123454321123454321 August 28, 2006

Highway boy

Another name for a state trooper or cop who monitors traffic speed

I spotted a highway boy parked on the side of the interstate as I was doing 85 so I slammed on the brakes.

by BabyFireflyyy June 9, 2009

Highway Paranoia

When you are driving and the car behind you makes several of the same turns as you do, causing you to become paranoid and take routes you normally wouldn't take just to see if they are following you.

Ed: why are you late?
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.

by killersbytrade March 30, 2009

Highway Musical

The moment where everyone in the car starts singing along to the song on the radio, CD player or iPod. Usually caused by long periods of boredom during highway trips.

This phenomenon usually ends up in a long streak of musical numbers where everyone belts out songs they know, usually if controlled via iPod.

The trip was relaxing until Bohemian Rhapsody started playing and it turned into a fucking Highway Musical.

by DannyLion July 9, 2011

Highway Banshee

(1) Somebody who yells hateful things at you out of his/her window. Most of the time gets really pissed about traffic and thinks that yelling and beeping a horn will get traffic to move along. Usually a middle-aged man or an old lady.

(2) Those people who scream random phrases at you from out of their car window while passing by. These Highway, or car Banshees sometimes make the mistake of yelling at you from a red light. Most likely children with nothing better to do.

Middle aged man: "HEY! Move the f*ck along you whiny b*tch!!"
Me: "SHUT UP you Highway Banshee!!"

Young child: "HI!" "I LOVE YOU!"
Me: "Uggg.."
Friend: That kid was such a Highway Banshee."

by Cymriccat June 13, 2013

highway race

When two (or more) cars engage in an illegal street race that takes place on a highway. There are two ways to stat a highway race. If you flash your high beams at another car, the race is instantly started. Or you can do a count down by honking your car's horn three times.

I just got a new turbocharger for my ride. Whadda you say we do a highway race tonight?

by Mad_Matt March 10, 2014