health

The slowest possible rate at which one can die.

She spends all the time bettering her health.

by Daniel Munro May 6, 2005

Dirty Heath

When a drunk woman is desperately horny and decides to hook up with the funny fat guy at the party, but then he rocks her world and now she's rethinking her entire life.

"Girl did you really hook up with him?"

"I dunno I was drunk and horny... thought I'd try a dirty Heath... might hang out again, so what?"

by Unforgivable69 April 3, 2020

Heather

The nicest person you will ever meet. She is always there for you and is extremely trustworthy. She will never let you down. She is always willing to lend a hand and is very intelligent. Her extraordinary beauty matches her wonderful personality; she is truly beautiful inside and out. She is a very special friend whom should be treat with kindness. A true friend forever.

weather feather heathheather

by lol123334 June 7, 2011

Heather

Fun, crazy, beautiful, witty, sarcastic, loving, kind, stupid funny, precious, good-catch, smart, kinda psychic, loves to be looney, loves chocolate way too much, eyes the color of the carribean, empathetic, a girl you can't live without, once you've met her...you can't get her out of your mind. Once you've kissed her, you're hooked. When she falls in love with someone, she falls hard and deep and will stay by you forever...unless you do some dumb shit. She loves to laugh, play, and have fun. You don't want to ever see or make her cry. True inner beauty, loves God, babies, and small animals. Hates spiders and roaches. Loves to cook and bake...a very good mother. Total package.

Wow..that girl has it all.. her name must be Heather

by woopdeedoodledoo February 2, 2010

Heart Healthy Diet

A diet mostly mirroring the Nathan Pritikin diet (who ended up committing suicide) which focuses on low fat, low protein, and high carbohydrate foods. Very popular among the US medical industry for boosting the sales and funding of pharmaceuticals.

The cause, rather than solution to America's health problems. Great for pussy metro fags and gullible fucktwits.

Three pudgy middle aged men sitting around a table and another man in his late 20's with the body of a greek god eating eggs and a big-ass steak.

old fart number 1:Damn, aren't you worried about your cholesterol there?

young man: (sigh) nope, my blood pressure and lipid profiles are fantastic...

old fart number 2: You will see by the time you get to my age.

young man: there is no connection between dietary chol...

old fart number 3: You are going to kill yourself. You need to be on a heart healthy diet, it's what my doctor had to put me on.

Conversation steers towards old men discussing the statins and Viagra that their doctors put them on...The older men continue to eat their crappy processed "food".

by TheDink September 20, 2011

heather o'rourke

Little girl who played Carol Anne in the Poltergeist trilogy. Died at the age of 12 from a misdiagnosed birth defect that affected her intestines.
RIP angel :)

Most infamous Heather quote: "They're heeeere!"

by bruce January 25, 2005

Heathen

Someone who does not believe in the flying spaghetti monster .

Jim: I heard Alex doesn't believe in the flying spaghetti monster.
Pete: Wow, what a heathen.

by ILovePasta19 October 12, 2018