Holiday Lag

When It's a Holiday such as Christmas and no one has anything else better to do so everyone turns and plays Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2. Causing the servers to lagg due to the insane amount of players.

Player One: Shit! I can't believe you almost got that nuke!!!

Player Two: If i wouldn't have lagged then I would have gotten it. Dammnn you Holiday lag!!!!!

by VendettaOwner January 1, 2010

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Holiday dump

A large bowel movement due to excessive eating over the holidays, taken once a year usually after Christmas, removing a few holiday pounds that were put on from as early as Thanksgiving.

Me: Woa dude you lost alot of weight when did you start dieting
Jim: Nah man i just took a 4 pound holiday dump

by the hack man December 29, 2009

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Parental Holiday

Valid only if you are a parent. This refers to the extra days off an employee gets due to sick child, parent/teacher conferences, school plays, etc.

Paul: Have you seen Janice today?

Brett: She didn't come in. She's on a "Parental Holiday." Her daughter has a recital at school.

Paul: Dude, I wish I had kids!

by BMush56 February 11, 2010

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Crappy Holidays

Something a grinch says

Crappy holidays, bitch!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

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happy holidays

Phrase that pisses me off. Said by people who don't want to offend anyone of any religion or culture. People should just say "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", and "Happy Kwanzaa" to the appropriate people.

Krusty (From The Simpsons): So have a merry Christmas, a Happy
Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn & dignified Ramadan.

by DarkDan December 21, 2003

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