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hippie haircut

When one lights one's hair on fire while attempting to smoke pot.
Dude check it out you just got a hippie haircut! Jesus that smells.
by Jaredbishop May 19, 2008
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upside down haircut

1. (verb) to trim personal hair around the genitals; to wax, pluck, cut, shape, shave, or curl ones own pubic hair.

2. (noun) a haircut preformed by self, to self that must be executed from a upside down perspective.
Before Thadius had removed his boxers as Kimmy requested, embarrasment dawned upon him for it had been awhile since he had given himself an upside down haircut.
by haldeen October 25, 2007
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Bunker Hill Haircut

The act of shaving a jerk's head, making him eat the hair, and then cutting his teeth out. All conversing during this exchange must be done so in a thick Boston accent.
Last night this jerkoff was grindin on O'Malley's girl, so he gave the kid a fuckin bunker hill haircut.
by TommyGun5 September 22, 2009
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my new haircut

1.) When your friend goes up to you and says my new haircut it means that they want to go grind with bitches.

2.) An amazing video.
"Yo man, this is my new haircut. (my new fucking haircut). You know what that means? I'm getting some fucking pussy tonight. Bitches love me new haircut, and if they don't... fucking skanks."
by yagerbombss November 12, 2007
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Hamlet haircut

Hey! Did you see his hamlet haircut? Shits got everyone fucked up today. He should be trying out for a Shakespeare play instead of coming to work like that.
by Haircutpolice May 30, 2015
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The Stoner's Haircut

The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.
Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!
by Christine O'Donnell January 18, 2011
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