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by TheGoogster June 5, 2023

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.

Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.

by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023

googanflagim

When the blood cells in the body start to split due to catharsis and large klingonsis vibrations of malter carbonation levels of 3 or higher.

This will usually have no effect on any human or other reptiles. It can only be harmful to these specific groups on St. Patricks Day or Hannukah or humans of the Canadian race.

person 1- "I have googanflagim"

person 2- "Damn you God!, Damn youuuu!!!"

by BigDaddyPapa April 1, 2010

gorgasm

to become sexually excited and masturbate while looking at or watching death scenes or mock snuff scenes on film.

He often found himself stroking himself to a state of gorgasm while looking at naked dead girls at ogrish.com.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

googah

Some unnameable piece of (probably high-tech) gadgetry. See also "doodad."

He had some googah that seemed to smell the air for chemicals... very impressive.

by Patty Serio April 24, 2003

Googesia

The act of forgetting what you were about to search on Google.

I was just about to look up something on my phone, until I got googesia.

by The Vinny Monroig Show January 15, 2015

googus

Alternate name for penis. Particularly useful for when your catchphrase is "giggity," and known for being used by Quagmire when he fessed up to the nation.

Quagmire: I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus, and I am sorry.

by jkrosado August 21, 2021