Buddhist Goodbye 

When you tap the top of a persons head with your penis and say the word, "Dong.." after ending a friends with benefits relationship.

James' Mom was laying there wanting more of Drew's throbbing cock, but Drew was late for work, so he walked over and gave James' Mom a Buddhist Goodbye and he vanished never to be seen or heard from again.

Buddhist Goodbye by uhurmom November 13, 2022

awkward post-goodbye hello 

Situation in which you encounter someone you know - especially someone you have not spoken to in some time - have a conversation then depart, only to immediately encounter the person again, resulting in social awkwardness.

Former neighbours A and B run into each other at the mall and chat for a while, following which:

A. It was nice to run into you!

B. It really was - send my regards to your family.

A. Take care!

Five minutes later A and B run into each other again in the parking lot and smile sheepishly at the awkward post-goodbye hello

awkward post-goodbye hello by O-town daddy September 13, 2013

The Five-Floor Goodbye

Slang term for throwing someone out of a high window in an attempt to kill them, or defenestration. Originates from Tom Francis' game Gunpoint, where one of the protagonist's main methods of defeating his adversaries is shoving them out windows. There is also a track in the game's soundtrack entitled "The Five-Floor Goodbye", which was composed by Ryan Ike.

Gangster 1: "Did you hear the news? Johnny tried getting a raise from the boss and ended up getting the five-floor goodbye."

Gangster 2: "Damn. Hope I'm not the one that get's stuck cleaning the mess."

The Five-Floor Goodbye by NobleGryphon October 10, 2016

Southern California Goodbye 

A customary way that friends in Southern California leave events together: two or more people walk to one person's car, and that person drives everyone back to their cars.

The Southern California Goodbye is a response to lack of public transit in a region which is now literally over 14% parking lot (not counting freeways, which in Southern California are also effectively parking lots).

SoCal person A: Where did you park?
SoCal person B: This side of the parking lot. You?
SoCal person A: That side of the parking lot.
SoCal person B: That's hella far. Southern California Goodbye?
SoCal person A: Thanks fam.

Southern California Goodbye by pernessa April 7, 2019

kiss it goodbye

kiss it goodbye - verb: to take the last toke you are going to get on a joint or blunt before passing it to someone else or extinguishing it. Sometimes this can occur without one's foreknowledge.

This joint is pretty small, do you want to kiss it goodbye before I put it out?

There were so many people smoking on the blunt, I kissed it goodbye on my second hit!

We smoked half of a joint at the concert then kissed it goodbye - we passed it to some guys behind us and it never came back.

kiss it goodbye by wheresmyjoint December 13, 2009

suicidal tidal wave goodbye 

a suicidal tidal wave goodbye is someones final goodbye by takin there own life in such a way that it effects everyone around them including there local community

how devastating did you hear that bob killed himself man such a suicidal tidal wave goodbye as its affecting everyone who has heard the sad news even the people who have never met him

suicidal tidal wave goodbye by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 8, 2009

Midwestern Goodbye 

The point at a social gathering at which an attendee takes a deep breath, slaps his/her knees, and then gets up forcefully while saying something along the lines of "Well, time to head out."

Jonie - *sigh*"Well guys I'm gonna get out of here."

Billie - "Cool. Let me borrow 4 or 5 four a couple mcgriddles fam."

Richard - "You just witnessed that boy's textbook Midwestern Goodbye shit for the last time, fye me cuh?

Midwestern Goodbye by burnthewitch April 17, 2022