Grandmafication

To produce a 99% percent bowl movement and try to pass it off like its just urine.

Wow, it looks like this bitch right here has herself a little grandmafication problem, let's help the bitch out with cleaning up guys.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

grandbastard

An illegitimate grandchild.

Sarah Palin has five children, one grandchild and one grandbastard.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 27, 2013

grand dad

Bootleg Version of The Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino and Hoppy

Vinesauce Meme

I want to play Grand Dad.

by BillyBobJoeyMisha December 1, 2016

Dan Get The Granola

A meme originating from Panic! At The Disco's week 5 tour recap video, in which Brendon Urie throws a tantrum and someone in the background shouts "Dan, get the granola" requesting the band's drummer Dan Pawlovich to get said granola.

Whilst derived from the video the creation of it as a meme is credited to Instagram user folieakenny.

Brendon: *wailing*
Kenny: Dan get the granola

by InfinityOnJay July 29, 2016

grant gustin

the fastest man alive and hottest man alive

no explanation needed look up grant gustin and you'll be good

by jalenegm234 January 3, 2017

Granthole

Someone who bothers people to do meaningless tasks (jump their car, make them food) when others can help them instead.

"Come jump my car," said the Granthole. "I hate you," I replied.

by Curling Man 1992 January 30, 2014

Grandpa Butter

The various oils, bodily fluids, and dead skin from an older male 60+ years of age churned and refrigerated into a beautiful golden-brown stick of Grandpa Butter.

I went to my grandparents house and took a stick of Grandpa Butter out of the fridge and buttered my toast. I ended up with a chunk of dead skin stuck between my teeth.

by SilvasaurusRex March 3, 2015