gaffer

a big marajuana joint.

hey, let's smoke a fat gaffer and get stoned.

by Red_Rain January 11, 2009

GAFFer

A regular of Godawful Fanfiction website.

I've been a GAFFer since 1998.

by Hellfire September 2, 2007

Gaffer

The opposite of a goofer; someone who intentionally is bad at everything; a runt/ scandral

The kid is such a friggin gaffer. I told him to give me gas money and then he stole.

by milkbigmilk June 3, 2016

Gaffled

A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.

Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?

by Jacob June 7, 2004

gaffed

Past tense form of the word gaff; the uncontrolled cough exibited by a meth user directly following intravenious injection.

After shooting up the dope I scored upstairs last night I immeadiately "gaffed" and experianced a very intense euphoria.

by MerryChrismeth April 24, 2010

gaffe

A gaffe is when a politician accidentally tells the truth.

Joe Biden aka gaffe-o-matic: "What am I going to tell the President when I tell him his teleprompter is broken? WHAT WILL HE DO THEN?

by aero_phile July 6, 2009

gaffer

a man who drives a big old car eg. a senetor or granada 2.9i ghia x, wears a sheepskin coat, and taks nothing but drivel repeating the phrase " two grand" over and over. he is always in the pub and always trying to sell you something you don't need

that gaffer at the bar is selling some gold chains dead cheep

by Dog Robo June 1, 2009