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fuck you with a rake

A phrase similar to fuck you/me with a chainsaw. A colourful way to express your displeasure with someone. Colloquially, it is most often used between friends, when you are disappointed with their behavior but still retain affection for them. Sometimes used to imply that you really

don't give a fuck about that person.
"freddy! you said you would water my plants while i was out of town. you didn't and now they're all dead! fuck you with a rake, man!"
"dude, fuck you with a rake. if you're going to borrow my car the least you can do is refill the gas tank"
" Greg cut my hours so i don't qualify for benefits; fuck that guy with a rake."
" ah man, fuck me with a rake; i had to wait in line two hours at the dol and then they closed before i could renew my license."
by PuckGoodFellow March 5, 2016
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fuck me with applesauce

Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

Guy what the fuck
by Applesauce_man October 11, 2020
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It means to shove a cactus up your ass or cunt or whatever the fuck you have they're telling you to the nearest cactus and then fuck it
1.Somebody's being extremely obnoxious go fuck yourself with a cactus
2. Someone wants try playing a very cancer game like that stupid cat Pictionary you say how about we play this game it's called go fuck yourself with a cactus the rules are simple go fuck yourself with a cactus
3. Somebody asks you how would you like to do something very stupid
You say how would you like to go fuck yourself of a cactus
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 26, 2018
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fuck me with a brick

Normally used to express surprise or relief.
Fuck me with a brick - I just hit a dog!
Fuck me with a brick that was hard!
by cdxfdh June 1, 2016
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go fuck yourself with a sausage

take a sausage and fuck yourself , so if you are reading this , fuck yourself with a sausage
E.g : Brigita is annoying mark junior , so mark tells her , go fuck yourself with a sausage
by TheDictionaryFromTheWORLD October 17, 2015
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Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.
Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.
by Sam Pardee January 2, 2009
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