Fried Dynamite

A television programming block capable of bringing any cable network it's being broadcast on (e.g. Cartoon Network) into complete ruin.

"I'm never watching Cartoon Network ever again; they just replaced that great Fridays block with Fried Dynamite."

by Tim the Slipperman November 1, 2008

Special Fried Rice

A cock infection that makes your dick look like it's been dipped in special fried rice.

The male version of bluewaffle disease.

"So I went down on him and his wang was covered in special fried rice"

by Biomech April 4, 2010

fried gold

Something that couldn't possibly be made any better. A plan with no flaws

The Boston Celtics are fried gold this year.

Bush's idea to invade Iraq wasn't exactly fried gold.

by Vive Cuervo June 2, 2008

Milton Friedman

A world-renowned economist, statistician, and professor at the University of Chicago. Also a recipient of the Nobel Prize in economics.

Milton Friedman is cooler than you.

by nipmynuts January 21, 2011

Fried Chicken

A superior method of preparing chicken for consumption. Commonly associated with bad health.

Girl: "I don't eat fried chicken, it makes me greasy and icky feeling and it's bad for my heart!!!"

Me: "Because of your overactive hormones you are naturally greasy as fuck. Fried chicken doesn't contribute to this, you just don't know how to eat food properly. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm heading to my grandmother's house for some home made fried chicken."

by Ken Popov January 5, 2008

Frieda

Friedas are the best friends you've ever dreamed of! They are kind and really beautiful. If you don't know a Frieda you have to make sure that you'll know one in the future. With Frieda you can always have fun, be the person who you really are and also have deep talks with her. Friedas are simply perfect girls.

Person A: ''Wow, my best friend is the best''
Person B: ''Her name have to be Frieda''
Person A: ''Yes''

by theordinarygirl September 21, 2017

Deep-fried won-ton

An Asian girl who exclusively dates black men.

Damn, first Jamal, then Nathan, now Martin. That Kimiko is one deep-fried won-ton.

by Piancer October 17, 2007