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fluff your garfield 

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"
"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

Fluff on the Muff 

Pubic Hair on a Female's Vaginal Area
If she got fluff on the muff, shes old enough.
Fluff on the Muff by Slim August 14, 2004

fluff my pillows

provide sexual services for a female, generally at a high end hotel, key phrase to order such services from the concierge
"I called the concierge and said 'I need you to send someone to fluff my pillows'. They sent a boy right up."
fluff my pillows by coyote oldman January 19, 2012

fluff news 

noun

A type of news typically seen on low quality publications looking to get some cheap content, or to "fluff" their way through another article.
Person 1: "Did you see that new article about why grammar doesn't matter any more?"
Person 2: "Honestly they are really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that one - why are the media so focused on fluff news these days?"
fluff news by JimJimminyJim June 4, 2016

Fluff and Puff 

Fluff and Puff is a phrase invented by YouTube personality Master T and taught by YouTuber Master Simon.

Fluff and Puff represents toxic processed foods and immoral lifestyles practiced by people. This includes oreo cookies and s&m clubs.
I do not want to eat Hershey's chocolate. Is Fluff and Puff. If I eat too much fluffy is mental illness.
Fluff and Puff by MikeTheIncel July 25, 2021

fluff nugget 

A fluffy dog that looks like a nugget, usually the color brown.
Lilly the corgi is a fluff nugget .
fluff nugget by laxgalli May 8, 2018