A type of man whose behaviour is idiotic but people laugh it off because they are from Florida. This name (Florida Man) is used in countless news articles. So, people made it a meme.
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Is Kristin coming to school today?
No, she feels unpleasant because, I did a dirty florian on her yesterday.
No, she feels unpleasant because, I did a dirty florian on her yesterday.
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Referring to the elderly community that lives in South Florida. Due to their lack of mobility, and tendency to wear floral shirts, they blend into the natural background like the monster from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie The Predator. Only with dentures this time.
"I was walking up from the beach earlier today, and ran straight into a Floridian Predator." "Impossible to see those guys!"
"Dude look out!" "You are walking straight towards a group of Floridian Predators!"
"Dude look out!" "You are walking straight towards a group of Floridian Predators!"
by Pill Collins January 12, 2010
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by beansella57 March 7, 2018
Get the floriano mug.A special type of insane state one reaches that it can be only compared to the three ringed circus state of Florida. A state where meth heads, dopers, rednecks and weirdos are involved in all kinds of nonsense that become internet comedic gold. This special deranged state usually includes a mixture of elements including drugs, drinking, destruction, arrest, nudity, and some sort of sexual deviance with an inanimate object or wild animal.
Dude- "What in the shit happened to JD!?!? He drank 6 shots of Tequilia, smoked some PCP, then crashed his Ford F-250 into a Denny's and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!"
Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."
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Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."
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by Furiosa the Accursed June 10, 2016
Get the Turned All Florida mug."It was like steel, not steel, but hard plastic, and if you stood behind me you could see straight to Florida. You'll have to ask Boba Fett about that."
- Carrie Fisher (1956-2016), the actress who played Princess Leia in the "Star Wars" saga, talking about the Slave Leia Bikini from "Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi"
- Carrie Fisher (1956-2016), the actress who played Princess Leia in the "Star Wars" saga, talking about the Slave Leia Bikini from "Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi"
by Chief of the Okhrana October 9, 2019
Get the see straight to Florida mug.Dude, another person got shot on the north side. Just another day in good old jack and kill, florida.
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