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Floppy Drank

A mixture of Dr. Pepper, Pink Lemonade, Coke, and Bacardi Puerto Rican Rum. This drink masks the burn and taste of alcohol to the point where you get insanely floppy(aka drunk as fuck)
Richie made some floppy drank and now he's fucked up.
by theflopster July 7, 2011
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Floppy Alex

Some gay short kid that goes to your high school, get penetrated so hard his back breaks and becomes floppy
Alex: getting penetrated

Alex: back breaks
Alex: becomes Floppy Alex
by Bloodyrist666@gmail.com April 27, 2017
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Floppy Tits

Tits that are floppy/ deflated. They are often small with a sharp drop then a little flop.

They may sometimes be so floppy that the nipple wraps around the flop
Hey bro did you check out Emily’s floppy tits?”

“Yeah, I would not give them floppy tits a suck”
by Jennytools January 23, 2022
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Mr Floppy

The name given to someone who gets a Friends With Benefits, but upon trying to copulate fails to get an erection
Tom: Hey did you hear about that Mr Floppy?
Christopher: Oh yeah that was pretty funny
Tom: One hour and couldn't get a boner, had to get a floppy handy
Christopher: AHAHAHAHAHA
by DO DA DOO DOO January 19, 2015
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floppy docker

Dude, stop being a floppy docker.

At the club, Steven showed he was one who flopped with the dockers.
by Josephilip September 30, 2013
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floppy kite

When the penis is about to erect (lift off) and it flops due to displeasure or distraction.
Jack gets a floppy kite when he comes across Jenny cause she took off her top
by Louistheroux February 1, 2017
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floppy tortilla

The act of donkey punching someone so hard they shit on your penis therefore ruining tour boner
Jimmy donkey punched jenny so hard he got a floppy tortilla
by Corlee January 19, 2015
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