Flakey

Someone who , after being invited to an event , implies they will come, but infact bitches out at the last second - in the hour or minute of the event.

Person 1 - "come to the beach bruh"

Person 2 - "sure bruh"

Person 1 - "I'm at a train station, the trains coming in 5 minutes, where are you?"

Person 2 - "cba"

Person 1 - "Flakey bitch nigga"

by Maxsuh May 23, 2014

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Flacko

Damn where do i begin tho. He a rebel. A baddy baddy. He hides his feelings. But if you lucky enough to get him hell open up to you in a heart beat. He's loyal and respectful to his people. Hes protective of his girl and always wanna make sure shes safe and happy. He gives the best kisses and is a bomb ass booty grabber. Needless to say... dont let him slip away <3

Im happy i have someone like Flacko in my life

by its-yo-gurl January 17, 2017

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flake up artist

Someone who is noncommittal or agrees to everything but then never shows up and therein flaky. So flaky to the point of being almost professional in the practice of it. A professional flaky person. Hence, flake-up artist.

e.g.

Ben: "Liv! We haven't met up in ages!! Fancy meeting up this weekend? I'll be in your neck of the woods any how so we should deffo meet up for a crafty drink! You down?"

Liv: OMG! Ben!!! YES. We gotta do this! Bell me when your here and I'll come down!

(24 Hours passes and Ben arrives at agreed location)

Ben: "Hey Liv, I've just arrived! Where abouts are you?

Liv: ...

Ben: "Liv? Are you en route??"

Liv: ...

Ben: Fml....

Liv you are such a flake up artist...

by SecularBen January 9, 2017

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belly flaker

A man who masterbates on his stomach and fails to clean himself.

What a fucking belly flaker.

by Lou R August 28, 2006

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Black-flakking

Black-flakking is the the act of tricking others into opening a link to the much talked about music video "Friday" by Rebecca Black. This trick is very similar to rickrolling. To be Black-flakked is to be the victim and the act of Black-flakking is done by the predator/troll. The prank is considered to be funny because the song is horrible in many, many ways.

Troll: Hey, dude, you should really check out this video! It's super hilarious and has monkeys!
(secretly sends link to "Friday" because they are
Black-flakking)
Victim: Okay!
(opens link)
Victim: WTF?! That was the worst music I've ever heard!
Troll: You just got black-flakked! U mad, bro?

by Jeopardydude April 30, 2011

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Flake

Someone who says that he/she will hang out with you, but then cancels at the last minute.

Someone that you made plans with, but then that person changes his/her mind when you've been waiting all day.

Someone that you plan on meeting, but then that person doesn't hit you back until the next day, saying "hi" like everything is alright or some s*** like that.

Sarah: Yeah, we can hang out tonight after I get off work at 7 PM. :)

Me: Alright, cool :). Just let me know where you want to meet.

*8 PM*

Me: ?

Sarah: Oh sorry, I've just been so busy today. Can we hang out next time?

Me: No. F*** you b****. Wasting my goddamn time. I hate people that flake. Say something if you can't hang out with me so I can do other s*** and not waste time seeing what's up with you.

by Ihateflakes October 19, 2012

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