Fate

A tree randomly falls down for no apparent reason while you are having a bad/sad conversation.

Dude...the tree just fell over for no reason...fate is telling us we're making a bad decision. Trees don't fall over for no reason when something good is happening!

by T-Man24 June 17, 2010

Facenapalm

A response to a statement or action of epic stupidity with disastrous consequences, where a simple facepalm will not suffice...

Astronaut Alpha: Damn space can of Spam, I thought it was our NASA can opener, I would never have pressed the big red button if I had known it was the ships airlock release.

Astronaut Beta: FACENAPALM

by Caplinski The Great September 1, 2011

fartens

Fartens is always plural noun. It describes those tiny, delicate farts that are rarely heard or smelled by others, but which make you smile.

Today, I experienced fartens in the elevator and was so glad I was alone.

I smiled as my fartens were expelled as I sang in the choir.

by Trixie295 December 9, 2013

Faltento

A noun describing an event where clouds are in a formation as to resemble a tornado.

Guy: Look! It’s a tornado!
Guy 2: No way, it’s just another faltento.

by ChillJammyTheEpic April 18, 2019

famenemy

Famenemy, pl. famenemies: A family member who is also your enemy.

This can be blood relatives, related by marriage or just considered family. Mother/Father, Sister/Brother, Husband/Wife, boyfriend/girlfriend, Aunt/uncle, real cousin/play cousin etc. {frienemy}

My famenemy sister used our family trust and sympathy to set me up for a financial loss.

by CCedar September 1, 2019

fakeniwesque

The feeling that can't be labelled, usually associated with those who are both gender and sexuality confused, or those who just prefer not to be labelled.

Honestly, I feel like I'm fakeniwesque at the moment.

by SquarePringlesTin February 1, 2021

Fate Trust

This term can be applied to someone so ignorant and blatantly obnoxious that they have gained the ability to openly argue with brick walls as if was normal

I tried arguing with that kid over there and every time i brought up a valid point he deflect it, what a fate trust

by stejam December 31, 2020