Fastundia

Fastundia (noun)

Eccentric garden building constructed from ornate cast iron columns and curved wooden lattice roof

Designed to support garden plants and inebriated persons.

Kent Blaxhill garden magazine pages 3-4.

by Tony April 12, 2005

Fastegio

(Fah-Stee-Geo)
A word you use to counter an insult you don't understand.

Jimmy: Mike, you're exiled from this town because you're a retard.
Mike: *Hesitates* Uh...You're a fastegio!

by Osx April 12, 2009

fasterbation

The Act of masturbating really quickly, Fasterbation.

Kyle: I'm gonna go fasterbate
Myself:....
Kyle: Fasterbation chubs.

by Adrian, haha August 28, 2009

fasting ouch

a burp (sounding somewhat ouch..)due to long time fasting/state of hunger etc...

i have not eaten anything since morning , and its now 10 pm, and the belches are coming from empty stomach , i know these are fasting ouch(s)

by anonymous February 18, 2010

trans fattening

Food that's really, really bad for you.

Joe: Did you get a piece of Susie's birthday cake?
Jenny: Oh yeah, it's so trans fattening, but I couldn't resist.

by dollfixer August 20, 2008

Die faster food

Another term for fast food, because after you eat it for a long time it wall make you die from a heart attack,stroke ect.

I quit eating die faster food.

by Judge dreed7 April 30, 2011

dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.

there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008