mushroom farmer 

Somebody who treats people like mushrooms - keeps them in the dark, whilst feeding them shit.

A manager who fails to inform his staff of important details, whilst spewing forth a large quantity of "management speak" such as "at the end of the day, we have to move the goal posts for team productivity, and embrace more bluesky thinking"

mushroom farmer by Evil Ed April 22, 2005

farmers blow 

Blowing your nose with out a tissue by pushing on one nostril and blowing out the other to get rid of boogers and snot.

When I am out running I don't carry tissue so when I need to blow my nose I just do a farmers blow.

farmers blow by golfnut23 March 13, 2009

Farmer's Hanky 

The act of blowing your nose by a combination of covering one nostril with a finger and clearing the other with a powerful nasal blast of air, for use when a suitable snot receptacle isn't available. Popluar with farmers and footballers and useful in the right situation, but not really acceptable among polite company. Unless you're desperate of course.

Look away love, I'm going to have to do a Farmer's Hanky

Farmer's Hanky by TheWoodsman December 21, 2010

Farisai 

A funny, awesome person. A crowd pleaser.
Everyone will want to be around this person.

"oh my gosh she's so funny!!"
"she must be a Farisai!!"

Farisai by secretxoxo December 27, 2011

Thoughtful Farmer 

Someone who "fertilizes" other people's farms.

John is such a Thoughtful Farmer, he fertilized Betsy's farm five times last night. She was so greatful she helped maintain his equipment to return the favor.
farm fertilize booty call

Thoughtful Farmer by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010

The Farmers league 

Dangerous organization of geologist that discuss minerals like gold, platinum, uranium and coal. The organization doesn't like the coal mineral due to some historical moments. This organization is dangerous and should be locked up. They also like football players like mbappe.

The farmers league is a dark place

The Farmers league by Cristo Ronald suwiii January 19, 2022

Jake from state farm

Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs.

Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...

Jake from state farm by Waterbugs November 19, 2013