Faperific

Exceedingly worth fapping over.

That woman in the tight red dress is faperific!

by ViciousMrT October 22, 2007

whats fappening

to ask what is going on in one's sexual life, similar to asking whats happening.

guy 1: hey man whats fappening?
guy 2: eh very little, been on a dry streak lately.

by w.e.e.b. July 28, 2011

Porn Flappers

The act of flapping porn cards on the Las Vegas Strip. The flapping sound is the cards hitting the below minimum wage workers hand a split second before he/she extends the hand for you to take or not take said card.

So you think those Porn Flappers are a part of a union?

by GoDeep&StopLuxor January 27, 2009

fapped out

Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit

"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."

"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."

by jake5443 December 31, 2007

fappetizer

Something that you don't fap to, but is just arousing enough to get you ready to fap.

Zee: Have you ever watched one of those booty-shaking videos on YouTube? That's a fappetizer.

by xxcutyourhairxx March 15, 2010

Flappers

Flappers is a word use to describe urban women...

Flappers are women who wear tight,short and loud colour clothing with bobbed or short hair,drove motorbikes and smoke cigarettes.

by Conliffe January 1, 2009

frapper

The act of slapping a woman in the face with one's penis, often during or right after sex.

If you're lucky, your girlfriend won't mind getting a frapper.

by Scott October 17, 2003