flife

Short for 'fuck life'

dude i just lost my family and my job and my dog... flife.

by boyfrumpluto August 20, 2012

FailFishes

The best runescape hackers to have ever lived. Since coming onto the scene in 06' they have made kids cry, droped their banks, and even make people go kill themselves. Jagex has been rapidly presuing these master hackers for over 6 months. To this day they still have not been apprehended.

My teacher asked me today what do I want to be when I grow up? I said "FailFishes" She asked "Whats a FailFish?" I responded "someone who will take your life from you."

by Warking12221 December 27, 2010

fliflet

A portmanteau of flip and leaflet, fliflet is an all-encompassing term that can be used in the place of nearly any physical object, emotion, or state of being.

It's closest synonym is "smurf".

George: "You're a complete, uh, fliflet!"
Sarah: "You're flifleting! I'm far less of a fliflet than Melissa."
Melissa: "Who me? I ain't no fliflet!"

by manheimsteamroller January 15, 2013

FMILF

An acronym meaning "Future Mother I'd Like to Fuck." A term used to describe a pregnant woman who is very physically attractive.

"Dude, Maria is lookin' real good these days, even though she's 7 months pregnant."

"I hear that bro; a total FMILF."

by BeetsBySchrute December 30, 2014

flalf

FLALF: Fat Lazy And Likes Farting

My friend is a FLALF

by BiscuitMyCookies46 August 30, 2015

fgilf

Freshman girl i'd like (to) fuck.

As most guys know, every year in school, life brings you a pack of new freshman girls to your school. Most older guys like to take advantage of their immaturity and lack of experience.

-Oh hell yeah dude its the beginning of the year. Know what that means?? FGILF!
- Score! Lets fuck em'!

by kbl1993 January 4, 2010

filfy

How a certain gnome-like, oddly clothed brooklynite pronunces "filthy."

A house full of filfy girls!? SIGN ME UP!

by jaelka May 1, 2008