extext

Any text message that is received from an ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, ex-husband, ex-wife, or even ex-friend.

It was really pissing Amy off that John kept getting extext from Sally requesting a "booty call".

by Brian "The Capricorn Healer / Pirate Captian" Bennett February 26, 2008

extended warranty

i would like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty

"hi i would like to speak about your car's extended warranty"

by notarealperson111 July 30, 2021

bass extension

Realization of all low bass information from 250Hz down to 20hz.

Very few headphones can reproduce bass extension well because of the tiny diaphragm that needs to move a lot of air to create these frequencies.

by Monster Cable May 22, 2009

Extendo-Dick

1) Any device/pill that increases the size of the penis.

2) An object such as a dildo, remote control, plastic bottle, or anything else possibly used in place of the actual penis, to simulate sex(usually by a male that "will not touch that stanky ass pussy", or a lonely female).

3) A glorious gift that few possess that enables a male to get an instant erection on demand, regardless of the time or place.

1) Phil: "Hey man can I borrow some extendo-dick pills like Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, Extenze or somethin like that?"

Jeff: "Sure. Why, you got a date?"

Phil: "Nope, just wanna try it out."

Jeff:"...."
2)Jeff: "I couldn't bring myself to fuck her without a condom, so I just bent her over and used the DirecTv remote, and went through the motions... And by some miracle I tivoed I Am Legend with Will Smith."

Phil: "What, Jeff? I wasn't paying attention. Your remote's buttons are stuck."*smacks on couch* "Maybe i can bite it..."

3) All that cock push-up training really came through when i got laid in an elevator by pushing the button of the girl's floor who came in after me... with my dick. Thank you extendo-dick.

by SleepFaster January 15, 2012

external

External: something relating to the outside,
Situated or being outside of something

Example: "she's got an amazing external appearance"
She's got an amazing outside appearance

by Erin liu September 21, 2016

extension cord

When at least thirteen gay men stand upright performing anal sex and the last man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina.

I walked into the public bathroom yesterday, and saw the longest extension cord!

by kins.webb February 2, 2015

exeter high school

a high school that has retarded people and teachers give you hell because their salary is lower than the janitor at mcdonalds.

Person 1: Hey I been to Exeter High School!
Person 2: Oh that school sucks!

by hellokitty69420 May 15, 2018