Stone Soup Essay

Noun. The product of having rewritten minor parts of an essay in order to submit it another time.

How long did it take you to write that paper?
It was easy, I just wrote a stone soup essay of last week's homework.

by fdoyle57 September 13, 2011

College essays

This is the point in your life where you pour the largest amount of bullshit you can muster into a paper. And then send it to colleges.

Senior 1: Hey dude you started on your college essays?
Senior 2: Yeah I don't even wanna read it over man it's such pure bullshit
Senior 1: Yeah man me too dude let's just get this shit done over with

by AKewlName October 20, 2013

estamos chingados!

We're fucked in Spanish. Used to describe state of intoxication. Usually uttered after eating mexican food at 2am when drunk.

We stopped at Taco Bell, Estamos Chingados!

by TheMonger April 28, 2006

Essay-DHD

The inablity to focus on the important paper that you're writing.

I wrote this description while writing an in-class essay. I totally had Essay-DHD.

by SpazztikNinja April 18, 2011

esami

Esami is a very loving sweet young girl. She has a great sense of humour and she is very lovable. Esami is a South African name and is translated to 'Ours', meaning our love or our heart. The down side of an Esami, is that they can be very greedy and could come across as a jealous person. But, other than that they are amazing!

Man: Hey my wife is called Esami

Woman: Really?! I know an Esami she is so loving

Man: Yeah but my Esami can get very greedy

by Sweet Cake December 5, 2016

miracle essay

essay that is completed <2 hours before it is due, and still achieve a good grade

dude 1: an 85!!!?
dude 2: what? what happened?
dude 1: dude I went into the library this morning and pulled a miracle essay out of my ass!!!
dude 2: dayyuuum that must have hurt

by asauce November 18, 2010

Tenemos Estamos Aqui

A phrase that is used in Spanish that means, "Hey Babe, come get with me for the night."

Man- "Tenemos Estamos Aqui"
Girl- "oh yeah!"
RESULTS IN GREAT SUCCESS

by santarosaduckboy November 3, 2011