by Allora December 02, 2003
Arguably a better Microsoft Word. And for good reason. It may have less options, but with it being accessible anywhere and on any device with Google Chrome, it stands as the better word processor program. You can even edit offline! And it doesn’t autocorrect words! Sure, there’s Microsoft Word online, but who fucking cares about it? Just see the definitions for it on here, you’ll see why. You can have others help you edit documents online, and more! It’s great, and a upgrade from Word!
Some dude: “Microsoft Word is the best!”
Me: “No, Google Docs is way better!”
*Argument starts*
Me: “Wait, why are we arguing about word processor programs again?”
Me: “No, Google Docs is way better!”
*Argument starts*
Me: “Wait, why are we arguing about word processor programs again?”
by OfficialDeltaGamer March 17, 2019
A member of the medical field, most commonly the military medical field, who is known to be highly promiscuous.
by Mr. Garabaldi December 27, 2007
Gynecologist. A doctor that specializes in the medical practice dealing with the health of the female reproductive systems (vagina, uterus and ovaries)
by CableMonkey August 03, 2015
Variation on the phrase cock blocking where a doctor is prevented from carrying out a medical procedure usually due to a hospital administrator or lack of patient consent.
"I was going to try the new experimental treatment but the patient's parents are totally doc blocking me."
by Alejandro89 October 28, 2008
MICROSOFT WORD - GIVE ME MONEY TO TYPE AND GET YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK DONE
GOOGLE DOCS - Share Docs? SURE Save automatically? SURE! Copy off of Word? SURE!
GOOGLE DOCS - Share Docs? SURE Save automatically? SURE! Copy off of Word? SURE!
by tankpillow April 17, 2018
(Emergency Room Doctor) A derogatory term used to describe someone who is up to date or knows what's going on in a situation, but loves to inform others of their perceptiveness. Usually used sarcastically.
Example 1
Horatio: This John Doe obviously died of auto erotic asphyxiation*puts on sunglasses* What a wanker...
Bystander: Wow! That Horatio detective dude is a real ER-Doc. He definitely has his finger on the pulse.
Horatio: Arrest that bystander! He must have committed the murder! Only a wanker would make a pun that bad!
Example 2
Nurse: Quick! This patient is flat-lining!
ER Doctor:*checking pulse of patient* Hurry up people! This patient is dying!
Horatio: This John Doe obviously died of auto erotic asphyxiation*puts on sunglasses* What a wanker...
Bystander: Wow! That Horatio detective dude is a real ER-Doc. He definitely has his finger on the pulse.
Horatio: Arrest that bystander! He must have committed the murder! Only a wanker would make a pun that bad!
Example 2
Nurse: Quick! This patient is flat-lining!
ER Doctor:*checking pulse of patient* Hurry up people! This patient is dying!
by Shogun Yeti June 26, 2009