Douche diver

Someone who searches for a one sided opinion to make an argument for their incorrect, poorly worded or uneducated argument.

Those reporters for 23abc in Bakersfield are more like Douche diver's then journalists...in my opinion.

by Sokofromsocal September 25, 2019

Deuce-diver

Someone who engages in anal sex, particularly a homosexual man

Don't waste you're time crushing on Zander, he's a total deuce-diver.

by eosrising September 8, 2016

Designated Diver

A designated diver is someone who swims on behalf of somebody who either, cannot swim, tries to swim with electronics and/or is too drunk to swim.

Person One: My mom broke her phone, she was drunk and went swimming with it.

Person Two: She needs a "designated diver'

by RitchardCrafty November 22, 2015

Holy Diver

Combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time.

The Holy Diver is a combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time. Gets you the best red eye, im serial literally your whole eye will go bloodshot red, no white at all. Think being high, times ten. Careful not for lightweights and/or pussies that cant hold their cum. Start off with a weak joint and work your way up.

by warlock230 December 15, 2010

Scooba Diver

Used as an insult that will highly offend the individual that it is told to. It's meaning pertains to many things, such as either someone who has made a very stupid mistake, or someone who is just very stupid or insulting to be around. Can often be used as a joke around friends that wont be taken to literally due to the fact of it being used very little.

Can be shortened to just diver if necessary.

Get out of here you scooba diver, you're so stupid.
No man, i wont be seen with a diver like that.

by Degnan2e January 9, 2011

muff diver

A muff diver is another word for a lesbian. It does not always refer to oral sex, it is just a derogatory term for a lesbian or someone that you are calling a lesbian to be harsh, when they are not.

'she is a muff diver'

by HappyJeans February 14, 2006

muff diver

Someone who likes to indulge in the diving of the muff, usually female, but Jeff Stokes doesn't mind that...

She was a trained muff diver.

by PH March 19, 2003