Hypopenile Disorder

Disorder characterized by having a small penis.

Hypo = below normal

Penile = medical term referring to the penis

Disorder = abnormality of function

"I thought Mike and Janae really hit it off after they met at that party?"

"Ya, everything was going well until they started to hook up and she realized that he has hypopenile disorder!"

"Poor guy..."

by Bobby Burncoat October 11, 2012

Chysing disorder

The inability to flirt or chase after a girl or female

Yoh brah I have a chysing disorder

by Hiinb·)6 October 8, 2019

caratoh disorder

When eating cheetohs too much, the chemical ariboral can cause your dna hair coloring functionality to turn orange, other side effects include giggling and loving animals, the process takes 3 years and afterwords, when the hair reaches oxygen, it will begin irredencent(glowing) example, the plant cornelius hogus, that contains glow worms, is used in the process to make cheetohs. it is advised to call your doctor if these symptoms occur.

Orangutans have orange tintedhair due to the plant cornelius hogus, which contains glow worms.
Doctor: It seems your hair color change was due to the popular snack cheetohs, its the caratoh disorder!
Man: aww man

by Dr. Serdigh Phd October 3, 2011

vaginal disorder

it can mean anything from nasty bitch to SLAYYYY

how do i look??

you look like a vaginal disorder

by yassification girlboss May 6, 2022

Woodsman Disorder

A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.

“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”

by Nerdboy1982! January 7, 2020

DWGW disorder

DWGW disorder means dude with giant wiener disorder

“bro why is his bulge so big”
“omg have you not heard? he has dwgw disorder”

by dontblingmymc September 16, 2023

Lunsford Disorder

A chronic condition wherein a person; usually a coworker, takes advantage of any assistance they can get. Lunsford Disorder worsens as the subject notices they can slowly defer their job tasks to you. Currently, there is no known cure.

So I’m busy working the other day. Then Kevin showed up and said a few things, asked some questions, next thing you know I’m doing his shit for him, detailing his truck, and picking up his dry cleaning downtown. I think he has Lunsford Disorder.

by SaltyConstructionWorker September 26, 2019