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cool your duals

(archaic) to calm down, relax,take it easy, let go of a situation. Derived from a time fast cars had dual exhausts to alleviate back pressure from the cylinders
Cool your duals dude. We ain't fighting Lincoln Place over a broad. They have Big Boy with them and he can kick the shit out of all of us by himself.
by John Toxey June 28, 2011
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null-real duality

Diametrical tension between deductivism (man's thoughts deduce reality) and solipsism (man can only be sure of his thoughts).

Congruent to the a priori-a posteriori duality.

Perpendicular to the true-false duality.

Together with its true-false counterpart, the null-real duality causes the observer to experience existentialism as a double-blind phenomena.
The null-real duality increases the number of arbitrary meta-values to four: true, false, null, real.
by sandraxine June 27, 2018
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Dugald

To pleasure oneself by rubbing against a carpet
George was having a tough day, so he went home, made a hot cup of tea and Dugald himself on the living room floor
by O. E. D. June 28, 2020
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Dual-Wield

Also known as akimbo or dual-fisting. The act of firing two guns at once, one in each hand.

A ridiculous, idiotic, and downright fucktarded practice popularized in John Woo movies and unrealistic video games like Call of Duty.

It is probably descended from the few gunhands in the old West who used two pistols. But instead of firing both at once, they would either do a Border Switch (draw two guns, empty the first one before firing the second), or a New York Reload (draw your backup piece when your weapon runs dry rather than reloading). This is because it is impossible for a human being to look through two sets of sights at once.

Therefore if you fire two guns at once, at least one of them won't be aimed at all, causing you to waste all of the ammo in that gun hitting nothing that you actually wanted to. Or you could just do it the Hollywood way and not even try to use your sights, meaning you'll just spray & pray with both weapons, waste all of your ammo, and hit everything except your target. Also, using two SMGs or automatic rifles instead of pistols doesn't make this stupidity more effective, it just makes you waste more ammo, look more retarded, and still not hit jack shit.
Dual-wield! You'll shoot lots of holes in everything EXCEPT your target, but at least you'll look cool doing it.
by yt45 February 26, 2013
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dual stream

Urinating with more than one stream coming out. Usually occurs in uncircumcised males, notably after a night of fornication.
"Why is there piss all over my bathroom walls?"

"Sorry dude, I was dual streaming"
by septicsep August 14, 2009
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dual fellatio

"I wanna get going, I got two girls who want to dual fellatio me."
by Big Thor September 6, 2009
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The Decree of Dual Desires

A law that stems from ancient times, states that all men born into the world with a penis shall have at least two intense sexual desires. This rule states that a man must have at least as many fetishes as he does genatalia. Such fetishes may include, but are not limited to, foot fetish, bondage fetish, femdom fetish, hentai fetish, earlobe fetish, knee fetish, boob fetish, ass fetish, attractive singing voice fetish, etc. Of course a man may have more than 2 fetishes, but according to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2.
Megan: So, Joe, you got any fetishes? ;)
Joe: I have a major foot fetish.
Megan: Is that your only one?
Joe: Yep.
Megan: What a faggot! According to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2. I can't sleep with you.
Joe: NOOOOO!
by EarlobeFetishMan February 4, 2014
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