Dic Mac

1. (n.) An apple computer which spontaneously rejects certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
2. (v.) The act of an apple computer spontaneously rejecting certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
3. (n.) An apple computer that acts arbitrarily douchey
1. "I was trying to plan my wedding with my cyber-boyfriend last night but it was hard cause my computer was being such a dic mac."
2. "Dude, your computer is dic-macking you right now. All I heard was the end of 'totally'."
3. "What is up with this dic mac? Did you abuse it as a calculator or something?"
by Ilovemycyberboyfriend August 31, 2010
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Quarantine Dic

When you make a glory hole through a prostitutes facemask in order to comply with CDC guidelines behind the liquor store dumpster
Took my quarantine dic to get some essentials from liquor store alley Sally
by Evill April 16, 2020
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lazer dics

the mispronounciation of "lazerdiscs" by the most incredible people in the world.
This movie is availbale on VHS and lazer dics
by jht666 October 17, 2008
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URBAN DIC-TIONARY

URBAN DIC-TIONARY
IS SCREWED UP IN TEH BUTT
by MLG DONUT May 21, 2018
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Nic-le-Dic

One who shit-stirs, fabricates and generally lies about relations with the opposite sex

May also be associated with Chronic Sleaze Sydrome (CSS)

Has aspirations of becoming a Country-Town based dickdipper, or gigolo

May be an expert in romantic manipulations - victims may experience false sensations of being special and important

May be under the illusion that he is older than his years, when in fact has mental capacity of a 5-year old (dog poo)
Check out Nic-le-Dic, spreading his seed

I so encountered a le-Dic on MSN

le-Dic is dramatising his status again
by fullygrownbeard September 02, 2009
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DIC

Demons in Charge, an alternate phrase used in place of the globalists, politicians, etc
The DICs will do anything to depopulate, including fooling people to get PCR tested and take a lethal injection (aka vaccine)
by MalkaSankho August 18, 2024
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dic

dic
Wow that large dic
by detah354 January 18, 2022
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