The very tiny zone of species close enough to humans, where it's legal to have sex with them, yet far enough from humans where it's legal to kill them.
"Your turn, Frank. When you find Bigfoot, will you fuck him or kill him?"
"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."
"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."
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by 3rdmartini July 28, 2010
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An organism's sensuous need for cold temperatures.
A bdsm fetish where the fetishist(s) engage in bdsm play related to cold temperature;
"Id est COLD play".
An organism's sensuous need for cold temperatures.
A bdsm fetish where the fetishist(s) engage in bdsm play related to cold temperature;
"Id est COLD play".
I modestly refused to shake their cold hand, out of fear of revealing my cryophilia.
My cryophilia gets me into a lot of trouble in the winter; when the cold air hits me, it sends shivers throughout my body making me feel ecstatic.
The cryophilia I feel on a hot summer day, when I crave an icecream cone, is unbearable.
Cryophilia; the intense sensuous craving I get for cold people, places, and or things.
"That COLD ice, THE SHIVERS it sends THROUGH my body that bring me to such SWEET ecstasy can only mean one thing; I have cryophilia."
My cryophilia gets me into a lot of trouble in the winter; when the cold air hits me, it sends shivers throughout my body making me feel ecstatic.
The cryophilia I feel on a hot summer day, when I crave an icecream cone, is unbearable.
Cryophilia; the intense sensuous craving I get for cold people, places, and or things.
"That COLD ice, THE SHIVERS it sends THROUGH my body that bring me to such SWEET ecstasy can only mean one thing; I have cryophilia."
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-Thinks he's all that
-Breaks hearts for fun
-Changes love from a beautiful flower to a withering weed
-A person who takes the slut instead of the goddess
-The only hippie to survive past the 70's
-A manwhore
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-Thinks he's all that
-Breaks hearts for fun
-Changes love from a beautiful flower to a withering weed
-A person who takes the slut instead of the goddess
-The only hippie to survive past the 70's
-A manwhore
-Stupid Pervert
-Lights aren't all on inside
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Made up by myself Emmanuel aka Manny from MB in Frisco. The word comes from the words crunk and hyphy. They both mean going stupid, crazy,out of control n wild so i just combined the 2 words. For those pepo that use both words sometimez!
by Emmanuel aka Manny December 20, 2004
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