cryangle

A situation where three emo kids sit in a triangle and cry. Much like the circle jerk, but without the awkward masturbation. Or extremely gay overtone. Accepted actions within the cryangle include writing depressive poetry, crying, and of course, self-mutilation. Music from the Emo or Screamo genre can be added for a more depressive effect.

Emo Kid #1: My horribly middleclass life sucks..
Emo Kid #2: My middleclass life sucks too!
Emo Kid #3: Let's make a cryangle!
Emo Kid #1: I'll bring the razorblades!

by Scruffy McBear October 30, 2008

CRYBABY

YOUR A FAN OF MELANIE MARTINEZ

CRYBABY
YEY

by I make trends November 6, 2019

crbab

Pronunciation: cruh-bob

Function: noun

Etymology: Nordic (possibly Sasquatch), from ancient DOM text

1(a) noun: A clumsy social error. Specifically, the introduction of a topic to a forum that has already been introduced before.

Often used in conjunction with sbab.

"Dude, serious crbab. Umar just sent that link out about 2 hours ago! Tool."

by ny2texas June 30, 2008

Cryabetic

Someone who over reacts and cries about everything at the drop of a hat.

I don't want to go out drinking with that girl anymore. She's a total cryabetic.

by Harley Weewax September 1, 2013

Crabasses

When someone is being lame, maybe a little boring, bitchy, or is in a grumpy mood.

Dad: “I’m going to bed because you guys are being a bunch of crabasses.”

Kid: “Gee thanks.”

by BootyYeeter69 February 17, 2019

CrabAss

A crabAss is a mood that one has from time to time. It’s unpleasant at times to spend time with someone who is in a crabAss mood. Nothing is appealing or wanted to do by a crabAss. They are easily annoyed. Recommended to be quiet and submissive. Never reply to a crabAss by saying really or the level of crabAss will immediately increase. Waterheads are warned to stay away from ones experiencing a crabAss mood due to their sarcastic nature and joke having at the wrong time personality.

He’s in a crabAss mood so I left to create this definition.

by Waterhead N Fireman September 15, 2019

ED Crybaby

A person who goes emo because someone insults ED. They care about their "precious" site so much. It's ironic that ED mocks other people, but if people mock ED, the crybabies go out and troll them. The Crybabys are usually newfags.

civilized person: Encyclopedia dramatica sucks. Why do you waste your time looking at that piece of shit?

ED crybaby: WAAAAAH!!! YOU MADE FUN OF ED!!! STOP IT!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! WAAAH!!!

Civilized person: *sigh* So you mock other people and think it's funny, but when someone mocks you, you suddenly go emo.

by Spl33nfat January 13, 2009