That's the way the cookie crumbles.

1. (sympathetically) These things happen, even if we don't like them.

2. (sarcastically) Learn to live with it, you whiner!

1. "No fun tonight. The party's been canceled."

"That's the way the cookie crumbles."

2. "You scratched my car!"

"That's the way the cookie crumbles!"

by Downstrike May 28, 2004

Crumplet

A smaller than average Crumpet.

Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!

by Rodney Bruce October 10, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.

Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles

by Al May 31, 2004

crambles

A merging of the teams Crunk and Shambles, headed by youtubers SimonisCRUNK and Dan2Shambles.

'Team Crunk or Shambles?' 'I'm in Team Crambles!'

by xo3 July 28, 2009

crumbed chicken

A sexual position in which the male penetrates the female's anal cavity until almost reaching sexual climax, he then redraws his falace and ejaculates semen onto the female's bare back. Once the ejaculation has taken place, the male throws a loose material consisting of grains of rock or coral (aka sand) onto the freshly prepared semen.

duuuude, i gave her the most epic crumbed chicken last night.

by TBT2NV April 29, 2010

crumbled

Too pissed to know whats goin on. Cant do anything without stumbling and falling over.

A sense of your mind crumbling away into nothing.

Man, im well Crumbled

by MajorFool June 11, 2007

Bread crumber

Someone who is leading multiple members of the opposite sex on at the same time so they always have someone there. Either semi-romantically or just to have someone to fuck if someone else falls through. A bread-crumber often makes each one of their hopeful contestants feel special but doesn't give a shit about any of them once they have actually lured one into their bed/arms. Different than a player because they throw out crumbs Hansel and Gretel style and don't waste time trying to keep up multiple actual relationships.

Dammmmn! Chris is such a bread crumber! He got Lisa, Annie, Beth, annnd Stephanie to meet him at the club tonight! I wonder which silly bitch will end up going home with him!

by mariamaria October 11, 2017