crotchel hug

a highly explosive feeling a girl gets when physically aroused by a another person; an orgasm

melted cheese is 1/4 of a crotchel hug - being that melted cheese is oh so tasty

by Saber-Haygen July 29, 2008

Crotched

This is where a polevault noob jumps at the bar and gets one leg on each side. Thereby crushing his/her testes/lack-of-testes.

Pole vault veteran: "Dude the bar owned that kid"
Pole vault veteran 2: "Yeah man, he got crotched bad"
Pole vault veteran: "DAAAAAAMN!"

by idonotgotojudd June 2, 2009

cootchie

Unknown verb, perhaps works.

I got a girl across town, she cootchie's all the time. Blind Lemon Jefferson

by George J. Myers, Jr. September 16, 2003

Crotchier

To have a large genital area. To have a large cameltoe or package.
To have a foul odered crotch area.

My blind date was a little crotchier than I had expected. Or. In a blindfold test, girl #3 was quite crotchier than girl #1.

by Redsonja101 October 20, 2019

Crotchichi

The female version of the crotch.

She had an itch on her crotchichi

by _thoughs kids with nothing better to do_ June 26, 2005

crotchney

a very smelly girl. relative to the smell of dirty reproductive organs. usually associated with various STDs and applying Gogurt to vital organs.

Shit Dude! i wouldnt have bought her a three hole puncher if i knew she was going to go all Crotchney on me!

Person one: whats that dreadful odor?
Person two: the effin Crotchney across the effin room.

Could you pass the crotchney?
no way, im not touching that.

by Hiddledrucken August 12, 2006

Crotchpiece

1. One who engages in repetitive acts of foolishness. 2. One who tries too hard to fit into rapidly changing fads or styles.

The guy at the movies is such a crotchpiece. He acts like he is from the ghetto, but he is really a rich white kid.

by Michael Bukkake January 11, 2008