Crofter.
Or
Crofta (for people who can't spell or are actually from the croft)
People with low self-esteem and no moral standards ofter found in scum infested council estates. Easily recognisable by a can of special brew in one hand a fag in the other and a mouth like a burnt out fuse board.
Or
Crofta (for people who can't spell or are actually from the croft)
People with low self-esteem and no moral standards ofter found in scum infested council estates. Easily recognisable by a can of special brew in one hand a fag in the other and a mouth like a burnt out fuse board.
Ofcourse you stole that money out of my bag your a "crofter""crofta"
Best get to post office for my dole otherwise my lecki will run out like a proper "crofter""crofta"
What do you mean my kids are black that's just muck forgot to pay my water cause I iz a "crofter""crofta"
Wake up in the morning feeling like a "crofter""crofta" get my jobless arse outta bed for 12 walk to the postie with ma tinni pushing ma pram with ma kiddi fuck knows who the dad is could be the local Paki
What's got 500 feet and no teeth??.... the post office cue on dole day
Best get to post office for my dole otherwise my lecki will run out like a proper "crofter""crofta"
What do you mean my kids are black that's just muck forgot to pay my water cause I iz a "crofter""crofta"
Wake up in the morning feeling like a "crofter""crofta" get my jobless arse outta bed for 12 walk to the postie with ma tinni pushing ma pram with ma kiddi fuck knows who the dad is could be the local Paki
What's got 500 feet and no teeth??.... the post office cue on dole day
by upperclass fuxker November 17, 2013
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A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.
Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
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Get the croft fap fif mug.Slang. Acronym. Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can.
Dad: can you please sweep the floor, take out the trash, and clean the garage? Son: yes but can you repeat that? Dad: why? Son: I have craftyism.
Dad: what’s craftyism? Son: Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can. Dad: oh ok.
Dad: what’s craftyism? Son: Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can. Dad: oh ok.
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