Steveland Creamer

Farting a load into your morning coffee after receptive anal sex

John: Get a load of Steve, he’s already turning a profit on deadlines for next quarter!
James: I could use a cup of whatever coffee he’s having…
John: I heard he takes it with Steveland Creamer in the bathroom before work

by lmnopxyz April 23, 2025

Torrington Creamers

The fat, obese, disgusting, poor, slutty sisters from Torrington Connecticut

Mhm mhm I gotta drop the Torrington Creamers off before I hop on COD

by 1mandp.com November 25, 2023

Creamer

A person who jizzes their pants when a new product comes out or a famous person is around

A bunch of creamers were lined up outside the Apple store to get the latest iPhone.

by ZoneDogg September 9, 2022

Congo Creamer

When you murder the last remaining northern white rhinoceros in existence, cut off its horn, strap it to your body, and violate the nearest starving African in their mud hut.

Hey Martha! I just got back from my trip to Africa. We got wasted one night and pulled a Congo Creamer.

by BerryMckockiner December 15, 2024

Spicy Carolina Creamer

The act of inserting a Carolina Reaper into a womans pussy, and fucking her to completion. Then allow her to push the creamy treat into your mouth.

"I heard Johnny and Stacy had a very spicy night, He gave her a Spicy Carolina Creamer, now it burns when she pees."

by Bustyballbuster August 13, 2025

Fingertip Creamer

a woman who can cum with just using a fingertip
to get a woman to cream with just your fingertip

can't believe she is a fingertip creamer, I didn't even get my whole finger in her.

by Silverfox17268 October 4, 2021

Coffee creamer

When a female takes an explosive diahria shit into a coffee mug and then the male ejaculates into it and then drinks it, giving it the look of a cup of coffee with creamer in it

Me and my girl got bored so we did a coffee creamer

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 9, 2023