Cream rice

The act of getting a creampie with chunks in it.
Tim gave me a cream rice, I looked nasty.
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Cream ass

A person who gets everything he/she wants without need to work for it.
by dontcallmealiar October 16, 2017
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Choaklit Cream

In Scotland it is slang developed by Ligan (Crotchless panty company) founder Caz Milligan to describe an Anal Cream Pie.
Barrymore left him Choaklit Creamed by the pool
by Caz Mulligan April 02, 2021
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Cream Tea

1. n, v. Of Devonshire Origin

A slang term named after the classically English refreshment, a Cream Tea is the practice of ejaculating over someone's face immediately after (or while simultaneously) tea-bagging them.

2. n. Chiefly British
A refreshment, consisting of scones, jam, and clotted cream served with tea, usually served in the afternoon.
1. That girl was insane last night, she even let me give her a Cream Tea.

2. God, I can't believe I let that guy teabag me and I ended up getting Cream Tea'd.
by jack&harry March 30, 2011
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giggle cream

1. Canned whipped cream with nitrous oxide as a propellant.

Origins: Coined on the advertisements in the radio stations in the PS2/PC video game, "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City"
Giggle cream! Because dessert SHOULD be funny.
by siv0r April 04, 2004
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Dad's Cream

1. A refreshing beverage to partake in when talking about the good time, the bad times, and the Lord.

2. Your father's baby batter.
"Gerald cracked open a can of Dad's Cream, leaned back, cast out his line, and reeled it in.
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Pre-Cream

"The art of knocking one out earlier"

Before a high class event, such as dining at a fine establishment, one must "Pre-Cream" to avoid any accidents later on in the night.

Please note: "Pre-Creaming" is not limited to sex, both men and women can enjoy its benefits.

Warning please do not attempt to "Pre-Cream" while shin pissing
Chico "Pre-Creamed" before his date with Colette at the Italin restaurant, to save any accidents happening later.

Dave Had a hot date later that evening, so he "Pre-Creamed" just incase.
by Northern_IT_monkey October 17, 2011
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