holy crap

1. a phrase used to suggest that something is unbelievable or shocking.

1. Frank Barone shouted "holy crap" when Marie thought Robbie was homosexual.

by MiStErMaN802 April 17, 2006

Capri Cum

n. The small amount of liquid that flies out the top of the straw when first inserting it into a pouch of Capri Sun® Juice Drink.

Can you get me a paper towel? I need to wipe the Capri Cum off of the table.

by Tagz February 24, 2011

Capricorn

the sign of the most beautiful girl on this planet. These girls may not always be perfectly gorgeous on the outside but they are still beautiful on the inside AND out. Despite the horoscope description, they're really nice, giving, funny and quirky. Theyre deep and philosophical. Not boring, but serious and mature. They are not conceited, they have a very kind heart, they're just unattainable. that's one part of their beauty. It takes the special guy to get under their thick shell . one thing i have to say; it takes courage. i learned that my capricorn girl has trust issues even when she hasn't been broken before. its their defense as they are wise girls. they are beautiful like that. NEVER tease a capricorn chick. they may react lightly but will stay hurt inside. Capricorn chicks are the bomb

Whos that awesome, beautiful chick?
why it's Alyssa...shes a Capricorn

Gosh she must be conceited.
no, she's just unattainable, and goes her own way .. *sigh*

Alyssa's birthday is in January.

by someguy098765 July 19, 2010

Crap Wagon

A large or excessively big amount

That is a crap wagon of money!

by Logic? February 5, 2015

crap bastard

1. Someone who has let another down, usually having reneged on a promise or understanding.

2. A person lacking integrity, who goes back on their word; typically due to laziness, cowardice and/or greed.

3. A severe character flaw, manifestation of irresponsibility.

The previous homeowner was supposed to have replaced the water heater before we'd moved in. Crap bastard!

He/She stood me up again. Crap bastard!

Wasn't he/she supposed to be looking for a job? Crap bastard!

by Kailash September 21, 2008

vag-crap

a contemporary theory of reproduction commonly used to explain to small children where babies come from; to give birth to

Then mommy vag-crapped you right out nine months later!

Sigmund Freud vag-crapped modern psychology into academia.

Al Gore vag-crapped the internet--the entire thing.

by Sullyvanus March 25, 2008

Fap, Crap & Nap

To Masturbate, poo, then rest. aka, the perfect afternoon.

"omg, what a day! All I want to do is get home so I can fap, crap & nap"

by SuperDuperGalen December 27, 2011