Cooned

A hot drunken mess and state of being where you rummage through food, destroy furniture, and try to have sex with everything.

Man that guy is so Cooned, he ate all the snacks and is trying to hook up.

by JohnnyBravvvo September 16, 2016

coon

a black person that steals shit

this coon just stole my bike

by jfewipe3uyfhenydgojfhg May 1, 2022

coon

coon, an alternative word for “nigga” or “nigger” most commonly used in the south and was brought about around the 1700’s during slavery because slave owners thought that black people looked like “raccoons” because of their dark skin and white eyes

“ur a stupid coon”
or

“those coons ain’t doing that much good work recently”

by Fern Ybarra November 1, 2019

coon

a word that teenagers use for every day things/feelings/people and their faggyness.

alix: omg sera you looked like such a coon today!
sera: stfu you stupid whore
alix: lmfao. you stfu coon.
alix: COON COON COON COON!!!

by lush-lexx.THEBOMB July 23, 2007

coon

An affectionate name for a Maine Coon cat.

I adopted what I thought was a grown, neutered cat, but when I brought him to the vet for a checkup, I found out he was a 6-month-old, unneutered kitten. Needless to say, he grew to be a 20-pound monster because he was a coon and I didn't know it.

by Stop the pendulum January 6, 2007

coons

A word used as "cool"

that jacket is so coons i wish i had it.

by TEAYAMS March 24, 2009

Cooning

The act of resting or engaging in an enjoyable activity so as to derive as much pleasure as possible out of the day REGARDLESS of the amount of work that needs to be done or productive places to attend.

Why didn't you go to work?
Cooning bro.

by ShyGuydj June 14, 2011