Prostitution Constitution

The book of rules and rights of a prostitute.

When asked if she could give a "handy", Cindy checked her Prostitution Constitution.

by hmvic May 9, 2011

mental constipation

A synonym for writer's block, only more extreme. Where one cannot think properly due to many things: insomnia, nightmares, under-disgested hummus, brain farting and many more serious reasons such as amnesia.

Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: Uhh...34?
Person 1: ...what?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from mental constipation

by alstarryn January 5, 2009

self-consciousness

an act in which everybody succumbs to, though few are willing to admit, but instead notices it in everyone else.

Her level of self-consciousness is appalling! Why can't she be more like me, and see that beauty is skin deep! Oh by the way, what do you think of my outfit? Over-dressed? And am I wearing too much perfume? Most importantly, do my shoes match?

by kmarie- June 3, 2009

constituent

Constituent N. Con`stit`u`ent
Etymology: 1622 Middle French constituant
1: One who authorizes another to act as agent: principal
2: An essential part: component, element

My Boss is campaining for mayor; he chose me to post flyers as a constituent.

by Dave Dreman March 28, 2007

Constipated fart

The inability to successfully produce an effortless secretion of intestinal gas through the anus.

Warning** -The deliberate forcing of said constipated fart can result in undesirable faecal matter

I didn't know if I had a constipated fart or not, so I sat on the toilet and pushed,but nothing came out; not even a wisp of air. Therefore, I pushed with even greater force until a sudden release of unpleasant gas was excreted.

by Alekatie June 25, 2010

constitution

Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.

Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.

by angry August 28, 2003

conscience

One's moral sense of what is right or wrong, and especially how it affects one's behavior. One's moral compass.

However much that I wanted to vegetate and indulge myself while the cleaners cleaned my house, my conscience tugged at my mind, telling me to keep busy and see if they needed anything.

A small minority of people are born without a conscience and a similar number of people never develop one. Psychopaths are those born without a conscience and most sociopaths are not given a chance to develop theirs. And hence they are not bothered or remorseful about their antisocial behavior.

by Lorelili July 28, 2011