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press conference

When a female (or male) kneals in front of 3 or more naked men and takes their penises in her mouth one by one - as though they are microphones at a press conference
"Me, Jimmy and John held a press conference with the new girl in Sales today"
by bro-oss March 22, 2010
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conker balls

Spikey testicles with regrowth after being shaved
I had sex with Martin and he had a right pair of conker balls
by LeeBeexx January 2, 2017
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chris conley

"Dude, Chris Conley's lyrics are the rawest and purest ever."
by sAL oMAL September 14, 2008
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bowel concern

When one has a deep, profound concern over the the bowel habits of another individual.

Referenced from the show Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Larry David: Okay, listen, it's none of her business...

Richard Lewis: She has bowel concern for you, and I do too.

Larry David: I don't need her bowel concern!
by 2 guys and a dog December 8, 2009
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Congerbating

To masturbate while fantasizing about someone so intently, that you start to believe you actually had sex with that person.
Congerbater: Hey you know that Jessica chick? man I nailed her hard.

Friend A: No, I know for a fact that you did not. You were Congerbating again weren't you?
by Kamisama-x November 6, 2009
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concert picnic

(verb) A practice where people sit outside of an outdoor concert so they can listen gratis to the performance. This may be done because they do not want to pay, the show is sold out, or it involves less engagement from them.
A: Did you guys go to the Jay-Z concert?
B: Yeah, but we just concert picnicked because we are cheap.
by Trubol June 8, 2011
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Conference chill

A laid-back conference call, so called because you spend most of it chilling.

Optimally the majority of the teleconference goes by with the phone muted, listening on speakerphone or headset while you lean back and sip whiskey.
"Yo dog, what's the pin for today's conference chill?"

"I didn't have anything going on Thursday afternoon, so I dialed into the conference chill and leaned back for a bit"
by zchilled January 18, 2012
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