A piece of latex that is put on man's penis to prevent a child and women who will steal your money for 18 years.
*people on mary*
woman: "he is yo child1 I am 5000% sure!
man: "he ain't mine, I was wearing a condom!"
woman: "you owe me some child support you deadbeat!"
mary: "in the case of the little baby, sir, you are not the father."
woman: *runs of stage crying*
woman: "he is yo child1 I am 5000% sure!
man: "he ain't mine, I was wearing a condom!"
woman: "you owe me some child support you deadbeat!"
mary: "in the case of the little baby, sir, you are not the father."
woman: *runs of stage crying*
by urbandictionarydefz April 14, 2011
Get the Condommug. optimal method of performing sexual act, implies no use of protection, ideally without birth control medecine
by Mexicanny August 12, 2006
Get the no condommug. by Suck a very large dick February 5, 2018
Get the Condommug. 
Person 1: Do you have a firm belief in condomism?
Person 2: Yes I do believe in condomism, i think that is the efficient way to commit adultery.
Person 2: Yes I do believe in condomism, i think that is the efficient way to commit adultery.
by Efan.35 May 17, 2018
Get the condomismmug. A creation that was first made out of animal bladders to rubber latex.
It was made for bitches who only wants pleasure and commit adultery instead of bringing a beautiful creature into this world
It was made for bitches who only wants pleasure and commit adultery instead of bringing a beautiful creature into this world
A: Hey dude,,, My wife says she wants to have sex
B: Dude that's great. that means you're not gonna die a virgin and have a child!
A: Yeah but.. She said she wants a condom
B: Well,, You wont have to take care of a child though, right?
A: I always wanted a child for fucks sake, I'm not those retarded men in porn videos
B: but they don't use condo-
A: BUT SHE WANTS A CONDOM, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
B: Dude that's great. that means you're not gonna die a virgin and have a child!
A: Yeah but.. She said she wants a condom
B: Well,, You wont have to take care of a child though, right?
A: I always wanted a child for fucks sake, I'm not those retarded men in porn videos
B: but they don't use condo-
A: BUT SHE WANTS A CONDOM, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
by YourGranmaIsPolysexual January 11, 2022
Get the Condommug. by Chuck Vanderchuck May 17, 2016
Get the Condommug.