Coffee Fag

A homosexual who comes into class 5 minutes late carrying a tray of assorted hot and cold coffee drinks for a few of his friends.

Girl #1: Check out that coffee fag!
Girl#2: Hey be nice! If we friend him he will bring us coffee.
Girl #1: I suppose... but I'm still going to call him a coffee fag.

by Zeus12 February 28, 2013

Double Coffee

Popular coffee drink made by putting old, cold coffee into a standard coffee maker instead of water to "double brew."

Man, i made me a cup of double coffee, now i don't think I'll be able to sleep for a week!

by Mike61659 September 13, 2009

Coffee Shits

After drinking coffee and eating tons of carbs then running you take a fiery, steamy, burning hot shit with a fudge-like consistency. It usually happens within an hour of coffee, with a smell similar to dead people, shit, and coffee combined. Even worse, it strikes without warning for the next hour leaving your pants in a shit covered hell.

Guy A "I love drinking coffee then eating pasta then running! Don't you?"
Guy B "Dude, your gonna get coffee shits..."
Guy A "Naa, I've got a colon of steel I...I need to change..."

by Dr. mcjesus100 March 28, 2010

coffee drunk

the effect u get after u drank too much coffee to wake yourself up(usually when studying to a test or when u feel u're falling asleep at work,common with workohollics)
Symptoms: Fast reactions,Fuzzy vision,shaking hands,talking to yourself,need more coffee,insomnia for one night at least,neasuea,farts in public,smell of urine from the mouth-----actually all those symptomes r the things u try to prevent by getting "coffee drunk"...

"HHemmm---Benny... why the fuck r u humping your monitor?..and what the fuck is that smell...?"

----awkward silence...-----

"I don't know brow-----I must be coffee drunk!---can u bring me some more coffee,please? i think i'm going out of focus here..."

by Benny D1 May 14, 2007

Coffee table-ing

The perverse sexual act of defecating onto a glass coffee table whilst someone lies underneath the coffee table to best observe the results

Derek was a huge fan of coffee table-ing

by otter89 July 21, 2009

irish coffee

Irish Coffee (For One)

Ingredients
1 Measure (3 cl) of Irish Whiskey
1 teaspoon of raw sugar
1 heaped desertspoon of whipped cream
Hot strong coffee to fill the glass

Pre-warm a stemmed glass. Add the whiskey.
Add the sugar and stir in the coffee.
Float the whipped cream on top.
Drink the coffee through the cream (ie do not stir after adding the cream).

Irish Coffee is not for kids.

by joe July 22, 2004

Coffee Dump

The dump you have to take after you consume a cup of coffee in the morning.

10 minutes after my coffee, I gotta take a coffee dump.

by zefah August 28, 2011