A person you know that only pukes in the toilet while no one is watching at a party most likely due to the extremely fast consumption of alcohol, either by means of shotgunning or bonging. Usually, a closet puker will deny that it ever happened.
Did you guys see Jayson puke last night?
No.
Oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. He pukes when no one is looking.
No.
Oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. He pukes when no one is looking.
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Person 1: You and Laiylah still date?
Person 2: Yeah I love her to death, but I know one thing for certain, if she leaves I’ll Close The Curtains
Person 2: Yeah I love her to death, but I know one thing for certain, if she leaves I’ll Close The Curtains
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So I was walking home sort of late last night with Dan when four guys jumped us! While I was cowering on the ground I heard Dan make some Asian noises and a bunch of thuds in quick succession. Then there was silence for a few seconds followed by the sound four bodies hitting the ground. It turns out my brother Dan is a closet ninja.
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