Jelly Clarkson

The preppy way of Being completely jealous. Instead of saying i'm jealous it went to Jelly and now to celebrity names. So basically some retards decided to name Kelly with Jelly and now its Jelly Clarkson

Jenny "hey girl, were did you get your bag?!!"
Stacey "Juicy Couture arnt you in love with it?"
Jenny" TOTS.. i'm so Jelly Clarkson"
Stacey "Your So..Jelly Pickler!!"

by Nicky x3 May 28, 2012

Clerks

A great underground cult classic directed by Kevin Smith. It's the best film he's made by far. But Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a close second. It was a low-budget film released in 1994 and was one of the best films of that decade.

Classic Clerks Moment....

Customer: Cute cat, what's it's name?
Randal: Annoying Customer.
Customer Fucking dick.

by ScreaminIdiot August 18, 2006

Clark Kent Syndrome

Where a person (usually a guy) is barely worth attention with his glasses on, but when he takes them off you notice how very hot and attractive he is.

(sees guy without his glasses)
Girl 1: OMFG! Where are you glasses?!
Guy: I got contacts.
Girl 1: Aha..... (distracted)
Girl 2: (whispers) Clark Kent Syndrome.
Girl 1: Yeah, totally....

by 1mad_scientist December 1, 2009

clerks

either: the movie in which the comedy duo jay and silent bob were born,

or a sad depressed individual who hates his life and makes up for it by using what limited power he has to ruin other people's

as in : clerks is a kick-ass movie

or
" man that clerk at the counter is such a ass-cock muncher"

by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

clarkstown north

disgusting school filled with bugs, all the girls are either mad hot or dumb ugly, the worst high school in the state filled with weirdos who eat their toe nail clippings.

"yo clarkstown north is gross, I heard they got bugs in the bathrooms"

by yurdddd December 12, 2017

Clarke

A girl who cares. Who know how to love. No matter what you said and no matter what you've done she will always love you no matter what

Clarke is such a good friend!

by thetribearcher April 20, 2017

Clark high school

There’s a bunch of hoes and white ppl that try to be ghetto and all the kids think they are cool by vaping in the bathrooms with there sourin or cool vape juul and they think they are cool by walking out of classrooms and getting into fights in he bathroom and getting suspended so they get a girlfriend

Did you see that fight? Oh yeah the one in clark high school

by Michael gueta September 14, 2018