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The Civil War

A event which occurred on February 45th in which the Ninjas defeated the Myths on a quest of who could get the most victory royales.
“Hey dude do you know who won the Civil War?!”
“Yeah the Ninjas, they had so many clean head shots!”
The Civil War by Maxwell abudalas December 4, 2018

Discord Civil War

A War between Discord Users in a server by people with and without power to deside something like a banning of a user or a demotion of a moderator also could mean moderators going against the owner by spamming or by destroying or nuking the server
Man my Moderators had to deal with a Discord Civil War after someone who broke a rule didn't get banned
Discord Civil War by ItsAforAlfred December 7, 2020

The Internet Civil War 

The Internet Civil War started with Zoe Quinn when she released Depression Quest on Steam August 11 2014. A few days later shots where fired by her ex boyfriend by reviling that she was receiving positive coverage from a journalist with whom she was in a relationship. That when Quinn declared war on her ex. The group called GamerGate gave help to the ex to stop Quinn forcing her ideology that when The Left went to war with them.
The Left knew The Right might attack so they crossed the neutral Youtube which pissed off Google so Google joined the war to stop The Left from getting any closer to The Right.
By June, The Internet was divided into two parts The Feminist Powers and The Fedora Powers.
By 2015 while the Civil War was going on the elections of 2016 started. When Trump was looked like he was about to win the RNC, The Feminist Powers tried to cause a coup to overthrow the male lead United Nation with Quinn asking the U.N. to create a censorship group to stop 'cyber-bulling'
THANKFULLY THE COUP FAILED THANK GOD
To this day the dying feminist still have a small amount of power in the U.N.
If that wasn't enough The Left attacked Women Against Feminism this pissed off WAF so hard that they went to war with The Left on the spot.
This war is still going and the war seems to be cooling down and the Left looks like they are about to win but if WAF joins the Fedoras the Left will fall
9GAGER : Oh my GOD, THOSE FEMINAZIS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO CENSOR US , BRO!
4CHANER: JUST HANG ON THERE BRO, JUST KEEP YOUR FAITH ON GENERAL DUKE UNIVERSITY , WE WILL TAKE THIS NAZIS OUT OF CHANIA
8CHANER: GUYS THE SAFE SPACE AIR FORCE IS COMING
4CHANER: GET YOU'RE TRIGGER POST READY, LET'S WIN THE INTERNET CIVIL WAR

marvel civil war 

marvel civil war is a comic series that is kicking arse this year. Super Heroes are battling each other and having to chose sides over the mutant registration act. Iron Man and Captain America the "captains" of both sides as well as many other heroes. Several have already died and Spider-Man did something that has made horrible consiquences. Thor is comming in too
Dude: Have you heard of Marvel Civil War?
Me: Duh, dude go out and buy some effing comics about it then we can talk
Dude: Im on it

Normal Civil Day 

A situation whereby one regrets their own existence.
S: Hows Life

Z : Pretty shit, i fucking hate my life and i want to kill myself.
S: In other words, it's a Normal Civil Day
Normal Civil Day by LOWSESBOI95 March 19, 2019

Captain America : Civil War 

The best Marvel movie ever created starring : Steve Rogers (Capt 'Merica), Tony Stank (Iron Man), Black Panther (Best Superhero besides Cap), and a bunch of other heroes no one remembers
That move, Captain America : Civil War, was the best movie of all time, I ate a whole bucket of popcorn.