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Citizen King 

A band that mixes hip-hop, punk, and funk all in one. They aren't very reconized but are amazing and have a similar sound to Fishbone
One foot in the hole, one foot gettin' deeper,
Crank it to eleven, blow another speaker and
I ain't got, I ain't got much to loose

The Senior Citizen 

When you put your hand in a bucket of water or bathtub long enough to let your hand get all wrinkly and then proceed to pleasure yourself so that it feels like an 85 year old is doing in. Can also be combined with the Stranger, The Danger Stranger, the Reverse or French-Grip, and can also be used with your significant other.
Oh man, I gave myself The Senior Citizen last night, and today I feel like I should eat some tapioca pudding, get in my Buick and drive slow in the high speed lane, or yell at kids to stay off my lawn.

I just gave myself The Senior Citizen and now I feel like playing Bingo.
The Senior Citizen by ChaSin78 February 21, 2009

model citizen 

A satisfying shit in which you don’t need to wipe/rinse because everything came out perfect and squeaky clean.
Wow! I just had a model citizen; very surprising considering all the Mexican food I’ve consumed lately!
model citizen by OughtTree August 8, 2018

good citizen 

When a person feels the need to watch his or her neighborhood for any behavior they see as bad/dangerous and will ruin anyones day. Although they consider themselves good citizens they are often intimidating and could possibly be mistaken for a neo-fascist leader.
Clint: *breaks glass* I love breaking glass. Its pretty cool and totally harmless. It makes the street look like it has diamonds in it and totally enhances the look of anything.

Will: I agree. It does look pretty cool.

Good Citizen: Hey, You wanna pick that up now?!?!?! I'm saying this with a beer in my hand. I think later i'll go drive in my car and get in an accident but i'll judge you for breaking glass and making the ground look like it has the appearence of diamonds. Rawr. I'm a totally raging alcoholic, I'm a good citizen making kids pick up shards of glass.

cititized 

Someone who is city smart. City Slicker. Dresses well. Knows the subway routes. Knows how to handle crazies.
Lakisha: I don't want to go downtown by myself
Bon Qui Qui: Eric will go with you. He's cititized.
cititized by hyfdjuylo March 5, 2010

Citiodah 

The odor/aroma that generally surrounds large cities containing paper mills. From the stems "city" and "odor," citiodah originates from the stench that lurks when one enters or passes by particular cities that feature paper mills. Due to the pungent aroma resulting from paper mill factories, typically found in urban areas, "citiodah" is an appropriate and relevant term.
"When we crossed the bridge into Savannah, the stench was incredible! We thought that Scott had cut the cheese, but it was just citiodah."
Citiodah by Radchel November 27, 2011