When you haven't quite soiled yourself, but everytime you walk, you feel as though someone has spread chutney lightly on the inner garments of your underwear.
(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)
(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)
*Farts* "Uh oh"
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."
by Nagasaki Jones July 14, 2024
No need to get a takeaway in tonight treacle, I’ll prepare and deliver a juicy chutney Mary to tickle your taste buds!
by Chutney! December 02, 2022
by the missing coffeecup December 20, 2018
Ben Neubert. Chutney is a common nickname to refer to Ben, a nickname which he inherited due to his cranberry chutney crafting abilities
by Bobby_benny October 05, 2021
The only samosa ki chutney in the world. Don't come close or else you would be wet as hell like last night again. If you dare to touch her samosa she will make you chutney chutney bitches
Hey, look at my pleasing husky samose ki chutney walking out there!
She is the most promising samose ki chutney you will ever taste.
She is the most promising samose ki chutney you will ever taste.
by notyoursamosekichutney November 23, 2021
The area of the male homosexual where one takes the meat. A place for the Chutney Ferret to hide where its warm and dark.
by GusGorman March 02, 2009
by Figusmethat April 12, 2023