Chutney Channel

(-/Cha-hut-neee Chu-an-el-/) a noun, describing one’s anal cavity.

Guy1-“Bro, Nick is walking a little funny today”

Guy2-“Dude, when Nick was on leave in pattaya beach, Tom took a Ladyboy out last night, and ended up getting his Chutney Channel reamed.”

by Fatbeard Actual November 27, 2018

Chutney Bunch

Another term for a Mojo

Your my chutney bunch

by rockinste April 1, 2009

Masat Chutney

A holy form of Chutney, created by the mythical deity Masat

Hope you're enjoying a nice pot of Masat chutney

by Slimmy Nut June 26, 2025

Bum Chutney

When all the winnets in your arse collect together.

I need more bog roll I’ve got bum chutney.

by Stephiepoo342 August 10, 2025

Chutney

Ben Neubert. Chutney is a common nickname to refer to Ben, a nickname which he inherited due to his cranberry chutney crafting abilities

Hey Chutney, are you going to Applebee’s after service?

by Bobby_benny October 4, 2021

Chutney porridge

Salty indian sauce that you can dip your dossa or toes inside

Bro i love dipping my toes in chutney porridge

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

Chutney

The gore created when you destroy a monster in a video game.

I left piles of chutney on that level

by the missing coffeecup December 20, 2018