The Da Vinci Choad

An inevitable porno flick based on the novel adaptation featuring Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou.

Cannes will probably love The Da Vinci Choad. Damn dirty French.

by uuuuuuuuuuu May 25, 2006

choad chafer

a pair of extra tight Wrangler jeans

Man, look at that cowboy's choad chafers!

by Lesley P. November 23, 2006

choadass

a variation of a choade

that mutherfucker is a a choadass, fuckin square

by swishamandingo March 4, 2004

choad

a species of amphibious creature in which there are more than three Mister Jiggles on a webbed foot.

Chaka Khan said, "Hey, Ed where's good Ol' Barrel Gang at ?""Damn, good ol' Barrel Gang gone to get some more choads down by the river bank again!!"

by dingleberrypancakes February 7, 2010

Choating

The act of overly and unnecessarily checking on someone or something.

If you sit a pan of cookies in the oven, and check them every 30 seconds for the entire 45 minutes it takes to bake them, then you are Choating the cookies.

Quit Choating me over the report. It will get done when it's done. GEEZ!

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 20, 2008

choadology

the study of choads and there purpose

dude you're a choad you should go to the school of choadology.

by wekillacoolkid June 29, 2009

choad storm

while it is snowing outside it falls in small but fat flakes

dude did yuo see how fat that snow was even though they were small flakes?
yeah bro it was a total choad storm

by tatatata tanner January 16, 2011