Ritz-cheezasaurus

An act of coitus where both participants cover each other in spray cheese. Following this, they must lay the crackers on each other in a scale pattern turning each other into a Ritz-Cheezasaurus.
Both participants must try their best to not damage the crackers while "saving their species from extinction." At the end of the act, both participants will come to a mutual consensus on which of the two get to survive. The one that survives, betrays the other and must eat the cracker scales and cheese off the other participant without using their hands.

Hey bro, I was with this chick that wanted to try the Ritz-cheezasaurus last night. I was the survivor. Would recommend. Except now I have to get a new bedspread.

by Three Thenths September 26, 2022

cheeze biscut

rubbing your finger under someone's nose after you scratched your balls

Dave gave me a nasty cheeze biscut

Do I smell cheeze biscuts?

by graffix chic June 30, 2004

cheezburgered

said of a communication so riddled with lolspeak, it's almost unintelligible.

New Msg: "oh hai thar, boo. wez can has cyut kitteh?"

"What? That text was so cheezburgered up, I couldn't make sense of it."

by deejessicajane August 11, 2009

cheez-it sand

The salty, ocean of crumbs in the bottom of a cheez-it bag.

"Oh no, the cheez-its are gone! I am going to throw the bag out!"
"No! That's my cheez-it sand! That's not trash, that's treasure!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes im sure, cheez-it sand is the best in the land!"

by Hartzl October 2, 2015

Cheeze Bros

Hmm, I don't even know how to start off. Cheeze Bros, they are so amazing. Cheeze Bros are very Commited to their broship. It takes a certain person to be a Cheeze Bro. You have to worship Cheezus, he creates Cheeze Bois. If you have a fellow Cheeze boi who is your best bros, then you become Cheeze Bros. If you have a Cheeze Bro keep them. My Cheeze Bro, he is the best bro I have ever had. I am so grateful for my fellow yellow. He is a little higher in the Cheeze Boi system. He goes by the name PePe Cheeze, he has a Cheezy pp. It's very impressive. But anyways, Cheeze Bros arch enemy are Cheez dudes. If you be a very bad Cheeze Bro then you become a Cheez dude. They're fucking assholes. There isn't that many Cheeze Bois out there so if you find one stick with them. You may get lucky and they become your Cheeze Bro.

Rando: Hey you and your bro have a really good broship
Cheeze Bro: it's because we are cheeze bros

by Bixch February 19, 2019

cheezit

A racist insult used by mainly asians against other asians.

Equal to that of "cracker" used against white people.

Unfortunately, asian LIKE being called cheezits.

(also cheese cracker)

White guy: Hey, what's up cheese cracker?

Asian guy: It's Cheezit you ignorant bitch!

by Scuba Steve™ February 27, 2008

i can has cheezburger?

An internet phrase from a picture of a lolcat with that caption (see icanhascheezburger.com). The picture is responsible for the site and its daily additions.

It's pretty stupid, but it can be used in certain situations (not many). Essentially, it has no purpose other than to be random.

- Dude, doesn't this look awesome?
- i can has cheezburger?
- No, you can't has cheezburger.

by stikshift June 28, 2007