Carpet surfing

Someone who searches the carpet for shards of meth that may have been dropped.

Person 1: what are you doing? You're not carpet surfing are you? F*ckin tweaker

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

carpetpalmtree

Gamer!

Yeah he's a CarpetPalmtree he plays Xeno blade

by JosephEatsKids May 31, 2020

Carped

Getting catfished but it ended in a blowjob

I matched with this hot chick on tinder but she was nothing like the pictures. I turned that catfish into a carp and got a BJ. I got Carped.

by Tamar_Kaiz January 13, 2021

carpet sweeper

A person renowned for avoiding conversation topics and issues of life by using remedies such as redirection, minimisation, avoidance and dismissiveness.
A person who actively replaces the significance and importance of a subject or issue that has been raised for discussion with an insignificant, unrelated, unimportant, off topic alternative for the purpose of avoiding the initial topic or issue.
A person with a reputation for refusing to address required conversations that are commonly considered as essential to occur in order for remedial outcomes.

A person who has a reputation for intentionally avoiding the addressing of issues or topics they deem as difficult or uncomfortable by steering the discussion or conversation away from a particular topic at hand to a completely different topic.

“She is such a carpet sweeper always sweeping the terrible things she has done under the rug”

“ everyone in that family are a bunch of carpet sweepers, they never talk about the terrible things their clan did in this community and somehow if I address it with any of them the conversation always ends up being about how many wonderful kittens they sold at the markets last year”

by Soledad Flynn May 7, 2022

Clumpy Carpet

when a man ejaculates on a woman's pubic hair

"Dayum baby I wana Give you a Clumpy Carpet"

by JR9969 March 17, 2014

Carpet Muncher

A lesbian who performs oral sex on another lesbian.

"She's a total lesbian now. She's a carpet muncher."

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

carpe piem

Never miss a chance to go to the bathroom - seize the opportunity to pee.

Before a long car ride you always have to carpe piem.
We are not stopping; mommy told you to carpe piem at the last rest stop.
I don't care if you don't have to go - carpe piem is not our family motto for nothing.

by Spenser's Mom December 30, 2017