Carnivorous Cheeks

When a female's pants wedgie in between her gluteal muscles.

"Did you see how Sadie's ass ate up her leggings? That is one pair of carnivorous cheeks."

by TesticuloTheSexGod April 2, 2023

Carnivorous

A scandalous scallywag whom creeps and crawls while high on crystal meth ; waiting and fending off imaginary skin bugs until their friend/peer/family/ or any individual at all to leave the vicinity. Once said person has exited - the treacherous reptilian wench (Likely named Chaz, Earl, Brandi, or Matilda) rummages with extreme slightly impressive haste and speed like Dobby with a whole pack of socks... leaving nothing behind, except crack dust, scabs, and broken Newports...

Usually only acquires petty change and broken power tools.. Just to forget the stolen goods whereabouts when they awaken after their 5 day binger.

They have NO Regerts

Person One: Yo did you see how fast crystal meth matilda rummaged Coach Mikes car?!

Person Two: Fuck yeah, I was gonna mind my business and look the other way but that carnivorous squirrel necked dickhead fucking left scabs all over my Tuna Sandwich! Now I'm calling the Popo

Person One: -.-

**Pew Pew

by CarnivorousDelithes April 7, 2023

carnition

Noun - the process of becoming uncarnished.

The carnitions of the horse race

by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023

carnivorous

meaning eccentric, exciting, cool

genuine expression of gratitude

“It would be so carnivorous if you came to Waffle House with me on Sunday”

“Isn’t this day just so carnivorous?”

by lemon_aid_9 March 24, 2024

Carlitoes_way

An incredibly gay man who constantly denies it even though he goes to gas station bathrooms and tries to find glory holes.

Person1: Hey did you see how Mike was dressed today?
Person:2 Yeah man what a Carlitoes_way

by IceToaster56 December 7, 2024

Carnivorous Cooter

The nastiest and worst looking vagina man has ever seen. It looks like it could devour you and could possibly chew through her underwear. Some things are not meant to be seen!!!

The carnivorous cooter on this bitch looked like the killer plant from Little Shop of Horrors, “ feed me, Seymour” scared the shit out of me!

by Bamambalynn May 20, 2025

Carnitarian

A carnitarian is someone who eats meat from land animals (like beef, chicken, and lamb) but refuses to eat fish or seafood.

“She dumped him because he tried to feed her sushi. Total violation of her carnitarian code.”

by A. Rooke July 29, 2025