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Calculus

A branch of mathematics that is only useful for people trying to enter into certain fields of work, for the rest, it's completely useless. Sadly, universities in the United States require people in fields that have nothing to do with math to take this class in order to graduate, thus lowering there gpa, and making them seem less qualified as a result of a poor mark in a class that has nothing to do with their future career.
Dick: Ahhhh, so stressed!!!
Jane: whats wrong?
Dick: Ah nothing, just gotta a lot of calculus homework
Jane: Why are you taking calculus, aren't you trying to become a physical therapist?
Dick: Ya I am, but I have to take calculus in order to graduate.
Jane: Wow, that makes no sense
by tikwah April 6, 2011
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Callous Asshole

A cold hearted and mean individual bordering on cruel.

Word carries strong connotative meanings.
Person 1: Your nothing more then a callous asshole.
Person 2 (Male): What did you call me?
Person 3: I think she just called you a homosexual.
by Gumdrop144 June 23, 2013
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calculating

acting in a scheming and ruthlessly determined way
he was a coolly calculating, ruthless man
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Callum Nicolson

The perfect man! Any woman lucky enough to have one in her life, and should be forever grateful. They are known to be an amazing kissers. And are sensitive to a womens needs,wants and desires.

A Callum Nicolson will make any woman feel like a Queen.

They always know just what to say to a woman.

They are caring, thoughtful,romantic,cute,funny,amazing kissers,adorable,sensual,intelligent,erotic,handsome,always a gentlemen, will always put a smile on your face, great personality, dominant and sexy as hell.

The only downside to knowing a Callum Nicolson is you will not be able to resist him especially when he takes his glasses off. Just looking into his eyes will have you hooked instantly. Just the thought of his gentle touch over your body, will have you so turned on, making your pussy so hot and wet, and horny, leaving a burning desire to have him right then and there. Your lips will be begging to taste every inch of his body.

They tend to have beautiful long hair.
That fella sexy it must be a Callum Nicolson
by Science_Master June 27, 2019
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Calculator

Brooke: *phone falls out of pocket in class*

Aiden: “You dropped your calculator.”

Brooke: “Yea, thanks.”

Teacher: “What did you drop?”

Brooke: “My calculator.”

Teacher: “Ok. Get back to work.”
by brookemt057 March 27, 2019
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Calculated

Anyone who turns on their location for everyone when they are plotting is calculated (and a loser).

because they want others to see what they’re doing
by JC47 September 26, 2023
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Christmas Calculator

The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.
WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.
by sarjas December 28, 2011
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