That mythical man who’s is also known as Top Shafter! The name he acquired after dorm parties at the all boys boarding school
by The wise elf February 9, 2020

A fucking know it all who thinks he's the best and trys to act smart. In doing so loses his friends. DON'T BE A CALLUM
by Dundei January 24, 2017

callum is a pretty cool dude and loves to be made a bitch out of everyone else. Most of the time Callums are gay and will constantly call there piers and friends Daddy just to make them feel more dominated, Callum enjoys sucking dick. They love all the attention they get and constantly try to argue that they're not gay even though everyone knows they are.
callum is so gay.
by fjjgg September 18, 2018

Slightly, strange (OK, not slightly, very strange) and not exactly the brightest. Loves nothing more than annoying all his "friends" very much. However, although he's annoying, he's really good at sports including tennis, badminton and cross-country. And is OK company, some of the time...
by Legoman127 May 1, 2016

by Your local trash October 13, 2019

the ugliest boy you will ever meet. He is that one annoying kid in class that's only popular for doing something weird like fucking a vaccum.
by brycehaill May 8, 2021
